The Making of Deathchair, Part 1

First, find a chair.

Add some awesome.

Add more death and punk rock.

Then let your Deathchair and your Deathbench totally do it.

Document their night of passion.

Deathsex is supersexy.

The Fucking Deathbench is Totally Ready for May Day

The Making of This Fucking Hipster Death Bench, Part 2

This rock thinks a death bench is so cool, it started bleeding.

It is supereasy to make a deathbench. All you need is a can of spray paint and a plate.

You can use bloody dandelions to make your own deathbench. However, you hand will also look like you've suffered a major injury. Just tell your friends and family you were busy building a bench, and no one will suspect you've been suffering from domestic violence.

The Making of This Fucking Hipster Death Bench, Part 1

First, you must realize that This Fucking Hipster Death Bench is all about rock 'n' roll.

Once we communed with how much rock could be associated with the potential death bench, we had to move it to an appropriate death-bench-making-location.

Feel free to note how much death-bench-making-awesomeness is involved in Holly's Brooklyn-appropriate, death-bench-making attire.

Look At This Fucking Hipster Death Bench